I am pleased to announce that David Savery Electrical Services Ltd. has won the 2020 Top Banana 'cocknificence award' for general aceness...
Indeed, I am truly humbled to have beaten off the competition and sucked off the judges in order to land this prestigious trophy which now takes pride of place on my office desk between my calculator and potted cactus.
Oh, and I was also nominated for the SME 2020 Midlands Enterprise Awards. Look, it says so right there below, so it must be true...
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